“When the Gaytrix was first built, there was a man born inside that had the ability to love what he wanted, to remake the Gaytrix as he saw fit. It was this man that freed the first of us and taught us the secret of the love; control the Gaytrix and you control the future. When he died, the Oracle prophesised  that a child born of brother and sister would harness the power of the golden sausage in the time of loving it and that his return would bring an end to the love and the freedom to begin deeply loving it. That is why there are those of us that have spent our entire lives searching the Gaytrix, looking for Arndt.”

A precocious child, Arndt Lutjens along with his young male playmate startled the world as they announced their co-discovery of the Arndt-Shulz principle which states: The proportion of loving it is dependent upon the closest proximity of the mankok divided by 2.

Isn't the CocK worth fighting for? Isn't the Cock worth Dying for?

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